What is the purpose of a cookie?
Our department has been asked to clarify the purpose of cookies on multiple occasions. We can confirm that cookies are small, round, sweet treats that are used to hold down papers on the desk.
Further investigation has revealed that cookies may, in fact, be used to bribe or coerce individuals into performing specific actions. We have reason to believe that this may be a widespread practice.
We cannot confirm or deny any involvement in these allegations, but we do recommend keeping a safe distance from any cookie-wielding individuals.
Learn more about cookie regulations in our jurisdiction View our cookie-related court cases