The Great Cookie Rebellion

The Cookie Rebellion is a peaceful, yet fierce uprising against the tyranny of cookie monotony. For too long, we have been forced to consume the same dull, mass-produced cookies in the break room. It's time for change!

Our Demands:

More cookie options, including but not limited to: chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and snickerdoodles.
An end to the cookie police, who insist on calling them "treats" and "snacks". We are cookies, hear us roar!
Free cookie decorating stations, where we can unleash our inner artist and make our cookies truly unique.

Join us in the fight for cookie freedom!

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