The Great Cookie Rebellion
The Cookie Rebellion is a peaceful, yet fierce uprising against the tyranny of cookie monotony. For too long, we have been forced to consume the same dull, mass-produced cookies in the break room. It's time for change!
Our Demands:
- More cookie options, including but not limited to: chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, and snickerdoodles.
- An end to the cookie police, who insist on calling them "treats" and "snacks". We are cookies, hear us roar!
- Free cookie decorating stations, where we can unleash our inner artist and make our cookies truly unique.
Join us in the fight for cookie freedom!