As a valued citizen of Bureaucracy City, you've just been informed that your cookie inheritance has been denied. It's not because you don't deserve it; it's just that the Bureaucratic Council has decided to re-route the cookie distribution system.
You'll be happy to know that your cookie has been redirected to the "Cookie Inheritance Appeals Committee". Don't bother appealing; they're just a front for our highly-paid, highly-uncooperative cookie consultants.
To expedite the process, please fill out this Cookie Inheritance Form.
Alternatively, try your luck at the Cookie Black Market, where shady individuals will sell you a cookie at an exorbitant price, but with a 100% chance of being arrested.
Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, visit the Cookie Farm, where you'll be forced to plant, harvest, and bake your own cookie from scratch. Good luck!
Remember, in Bureaucracy, the only thing more plentiful than bureaucracy is disappointment.
Read the Cookie Inheritance Policy
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