Case File Number: C-001
Complainant: Jane Doe, Local Baker
Complainant's Statement: "I was enjoying a delicious chocolate chip cookie, but the chips were too chewy. I demand justice!"
Cookies Involved:
- 1x Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookie
Witnesses:
- 1x Independent Cookie Taste Tester (ICT)
Investigator's Notes:
"The cookie in question was indeed excessively chewy, but was it a crime? The line between a good chew and a bad chew is blurry, my friends."
Recommendations:
- Cookie reform, not revolution
- Increased cookie testing protocols
Cookie Complaints Department, Bureau of Cookie Affairs, Ministry of Cookie Justice
Cookie Complaints Department, 123 Cookie Lane, Cookieville, USA