Standardized Meal Plans
The Ministry of Culinary Compliance has decreed that you must eat 3 meals a day, with a side of vegetables. Failure to comply will result in a visit from the Kitchen Police.
Here are the approved meal plans for the week:
- Monday: Bland Chicken with Steamed Broccoli
- Tuesday: Mystery Meat with a Side of Rice Pilaf
- Wednesday: Leftover Day!
- Thursday: The same as Tuesday, but swap the meat for a can of tuna
- Friday: Fish sticks with a side of... well, actually, just fish sticks
- Weekends: Repeat any previous meal plan, but make sure to use a different plate
Mandatory Kitchen Tools for Efficiency
The Ministry of Culinary Efficiency has deemed the following tools essential for the modern kitchen:
- Teflon-coated non-stick pan for easy cleaning
- Automatic can opener for minimal manual labor
- Meat slicer for uniform cuts and maximum efficiency
Failure to possess these tools may result in fines and/or kitchen raids.