Item 1: Discussion on the merits of pineapple pizza

Chairman, John: "I don't understand the appeal of pineapple pizza. It's like someone poured a can of chunky salsa into a beautiful work of art."

Member 2, Jane: "I disagree, it's a bold move, a true masterpiece. I put it on my_goals_2024 list."

a: "But have you tried the ham and bacon version? Now that's a real game-changer."

Chairman, John: "You're all just trying to distract me with toppings."

Item 2: The importance of proper font size on official documents

Member 1, Bob: "I'm telling you, 12pt is the new 14pt. You can't even read the thing."

Member 3, Alice: "But what about the poor, struggling eyes of Chairman John? 12pt is an affront to humanity."

Chairman, John: "I'll have you know, I have 20/20 vision. I can read it in 12pt just fine."