Implementation Committee: Decisions

Here, you'll find the most crucial and least exciting decisions we've made.

Subcommittee on Coffee Machine Placement

After much debate, we've decided to place the coffee machine exactly 3.5 meters from the east wall.

See also:

• Catering Committee: Menus
• Furniture Arrangement Committee: The Final Say

Subcommittee on Paperclip Usage

We've determined that the paperclip will be used exclusively for holding up our noses during meetings.

Discussion: Subcommittee on Pencil Sharpeners: A Different Story

Subcommittee on Meeting Scheduling

We've scheduled our next meeting for precisely 4:14 PM on the 14th of April, 2023. Don't be late!

See also:

• Calendar: The Master Schedule