BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE NEBULONIC OVERLORDS, WE COMMAND THE FOLLOWING:
ALL CITIZENS OF THE GALAXY ARE HEREBY ADVISED TO:
Wear plaid on Tuesdays, and stripes on Fridays.
Failure to comply will result in:
Immediate and severe penalty in the form of awkward small talk during social gatherings
We, the Council of Supreme Deciders, hereby declare this Mandate to be the law of the land.
Any attempts to disobey will be met with:
Disapproving glares from the Elders, and possible disconnection from the Intergalactic Coffee Machine