By order of the Supreme Bureaucrat, all citizens are hereby required to wear a minimum of 3 articles of brightly colored clothing on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply shall result in the issuance of a Level 3 Bureaucratic Warning, which may include but not be limited to:
Mandate 5: Mandatory Use of Socks with Elastic Mandate 3: The Great Paperclip Conundrum Mandate 2: The Inflated Cost of Stapler Rentals