Section 1: The History of Pointless Meetings
Meetings have been a staple of bureaucracy since the invention of the wheel. Or maybe it was the printing press. Or was it the internet? Who cares?
Meeting Etiquette
When in a meeting, it's customary to:
- Arrive late
- Avoid eye contact
- Speak at length
Types of Meetings
Meetings come in many forms:
- Regular meetings
- Emergency meetings
- Meetings about meetings