Standard Etiquette for Bureaucratic Decision-Making
When approaching a bureaucratic decision, please note that our organization takes pride in making things unnecessarily complicated.
To avoid confusion, we recommend using the following steps:
- Step 1: Fill out form 345-B, in triplicate.
- Step 2: Wait for 3-5 business days for processing.
- Step 3: Receive a letter informing you that your application is still pending.
- Step 4: Respond with a 5-page letter explaining why your application shouldn't be pending.
Proceed to Section 2: The Bureaucratic Dance