Standard Etiquette for Bureaucratic Decision-Making

When approaching a bureaucratic decision, please note that our organization takes pride in making things unnecessarily complicated.

To avoid confusion, we recommend using the following steps:

Step 1: Fill out form 345-B, in triplicate.
Step 2: Wait for 3-5 business days for processing.
Step 3: Receive a letter informing you that your application is still pending.
Step 4: Respond with a 5-page letter explaining why your application shouldn't be pending.