The Parabola: A Section of Bureaucratic Decision Making

As we navigate the labyrinthine corridors of our beloved bureaucracy, we find ourselves at the Parabola, where decisions are made with the utmost care and consideration. Or not.

At this stage, our team of highly trained and highly caffeinated decision makers will guide you through the following:

Step 1: The Random Number Generator

Using a highly sophisticated algorithm, we randomly select from a pool of 17 options, each with its own merits and demerits. Because, why not?

Step 2: The Unanimous Vote

We then present our team of experts with 17 options and ask them to vote. Because, who needs democracy, anyway?

Step 3: The Arbitrary Decision

In a shocking turn of events, we realize that the Random Number Generator and Unanimous Vote Process are both flawed. So, we just make something up.