Urgent Decisions, Decided!

Because the fate of the galaxy rests on your desk, and not a minute to spare, the following decisions have been made:

• Approve the purchase of 1000 metric tons of intergalactic cheese for the office fridge.
• Fire the entire IT department for consistently failing to update their LinkedIn profiles.
• Declare the office coffee machine sentient and grant it equal rights to the company's decision-making process.
• Order 5000 units of the new "Galactic Explorer" hoverbike for the company's fleet of hovercraft.

And, as a special treat, we're having a meeting about it all in 5 minutes. Don't be late!