Department 42: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is Department 42?
Department 42 is a mysterious entity responsible for the maintenance and upkeep of the cosmos. We're not really sure what it does, but it has a lot of paperwork.
Q: Why do I have to fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate?
It's for the sake of efficiency, okay? Don't question the system.
Q: Can I get a copy of my file 42-ABC-123?
Sorry, that's classified. But don't worry, it's probably just a bunch of irrelevant data anyway.
Q: What's with all the forms in triplicate?
It's for the redundancy, of course! You can never be too careful when dealing with the intricacies of intergalactic bureaucracy.
Q: Can I get a raise?
Ha! You think this is a private company, don't you? Think again, pal. Department 42 has a strict, unyielding hierarchy. You'll be lucky to get a participation trophy.
Check the departmental manual on raises
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