Reported by: Jane Doe, Intern Extraordinaire
Summary: The toaster in the break room has developed a case of the Mondays.
Steps to reproduce: 1. Turn the toaster on. 2. Place a slice of toast inside. 3. Watch in horror as the toast emerges with a hangover.
This is clearly a case of the Mondays. I'm assigning this to John because he's the only one who understands the importance of a good Monday morning coffee.
Assign to John again, because he needs to relive this traumatic experience.
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