Department 42: The Most Important Department of All

Our Department's Mission

We're not just any department, we're Department 42. Our mission is to make sure that everything we do is more complicated and less efficient than necessary.

We're a team of highly trained professionals who are dedicated to finding new ways to say "no" and new ways to make you wait.

Our department is divided into several sub-departments, each with its own unique brand of inefficiency:

• Department 42-A: The Red Tape Department
• Department 42-B: The Paperwork Department
• Department 42-C: The Meeting Department