Department 42, Subsection 42-1-3: Budget Allocation for the Fiscal Year 2022

A report by the Department of Redundancy and Unnecessary Bureaucracy

Section 42-1: Introduction

In the fiscal year 2022, Department 42 has allocated a budget of precisely $1,000,000,000 for the development of a new, unnecessary, and completely-not-redundant system.

Subsection 42-1-3: Unnecessary but Mandatory Expenses

A whopping $500,000 has been allocated for the purchase of 100,000 unnecessary staplers, each of which will be used exactly once.