Bureau of Unconventional Solutions: Department 42

Where the absurd meets the administrative.

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				# Importing the most arcane libraries
			import importlib
			import os
			import sysæk
			import re
			from random import random
		 prophets
			
			# Defining the most obscure functions
			def absurd_function():
				return "Something completely useless"
			
			# Calling the most baffling functions
			print(absurd_function())
			

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