Department 42: IT Department of Unrelenting Red Tape

Welcome to the IT Department, where the only thing we're more bureaucratic than a French aristocrat is a Swiss bank.

We are the gatekeepers of inefficiency, the masters of mazes, and the lords of labyrinthine paperwork.

• Accounting: Where we lose your paycheck in the shuffle
• IT: Because you need help with your toaster

Don't bother trying to find a human to talk to, our automated response system is available 24/7. Just leave a message, and we'll get around to it... eventually.