Welcome, traveler, to the Department of Absurd Affairs, Bureau 42! We're glad you're still here.
As the epicenter of Exit Strategy, we've compiled the most comprehensive guide to not leaving this place.
Below, you'll find the following sections:
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It's not like you're going anywhere. You're just... rearranging the furniture.
Step 1: Find a comfortable spot on the couch.
Step 2: Pretend to be interested in something else.
Step 3: Take a long, leisurely stroll to the kitchen for a snack.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.
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