Q: What is the primary function of Department 42?
A: We are the department responsible for the misallocation of resources, the misinterpretation of policies, and the deliberate obfuscation of information.
Q: How do I get an appointment with a department representative?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our appointment system is notoriously Byzantine.
Q: Can I submit a request for a new policy?
A: Please, by all means, try to. We'll just add it to the ever-growing pile of unfulfilled promises.