Welcome, agent. We have reason to believe your extra eyes have been compromised.
As of last fiscal quarter, our department has been under scrutiny for excessive eye expenditure. We have been instructed to cut costs.
As a result, all agents are required to wear their standard issue eye-protective goggles at all times, even during lunch breaks.
Further instructions will be posted on the department's bulletin board.
Do not attempt to remove your goggles. They are not optional.
— Director, Dept 42 Finance