Welcome to Department 42, where the red tape flows like a river of despair.
Here, we have:
Bureaucratic Red Tape: Because who doesn't love a good puzzle?
Excessive Paperwork: Because who needs to actually get anything done?
Pointless Meetings: Because who doesn't love a three-hour discussion about nothing?
And, of course, the pièce de résistance:
The Unreadable Reports: Because who needs clarity when you can have confusion?