Welcome to Department 42: Penalty 1, where we take the concept of "penalty" and turn it into an art form.
Here's your first penalty notice: Failure to wear matching socks is a punishable offense. Repeat offenses will result in increased scrutiny of your wardrobe choices.
Click here to learn more about Penalty 2: The Great Sock Debacle
View a related subpenalty: Subpenalty 1: The Consequences of Sock-related Non-Compliance
View another subpenalty: Subpenalty 2: The Sock-related Consequences of Consequences
Download related form 42-1: Notice of Sock-related Non-Compliance