Penalty 2: The Fine for Excessive Procrastination

Department 42, Bureau of Punishment

You have been caught in the act of doing nothing.

As per our records, you have spent 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 14 seconds on cat videos.

For this egregious crime, you will be subject to the following penalties:

• One (1) week's worth of doing actual work.
• One (1) month's subscription to a productivity app.
• A sternly-worded lecture from our Department 42 overlords.

Click here for more information on Penalty 1: The Fine for Excessive Snacking.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for a chance to appeal your sentence.

Or, if you're just plain lazy, click here to download a pre-filled appeal form and just sign it.

Remember, Department 42 is always watching.

Department 42: Where the penalties are always more than just a slap on the wrist.

Hyperlinks to other subpages:

• Punishments
• Penalty 1: The Fine for Excessive Snacking
• Penalty 2: The Fine for Excessive Procrastination
• Penalty 4: The Fine for Downloading too Many Cat Videos