Department 42: Penalty 4

You have been issued a penalty of 4 points for excessive use of sarcasm in the workplace.

As per regulation 427-B, section 3, sub-section 2, you are hereby fined 42 dollars and 42 cents for your transgressions.

Total fine: $42.42

Appeal this decision at your local Bureaucratic Appeals Court, but be warned: they have a 90% success rate of upholding decisions.