Department 42: Permit Processing Division

We are the gatekeepers of all things permits in the land of the absurdly mundane.

Subdivisions:

• Subdivision 1: Permitting for Frivolous Activities
• Subdivision 2: Permits for the Perpetually Confused
• Subdivision 3: Permitting for the Chronically Disorganized

Permit Types

We offer a variety of permits for your every need, including:

• Permit 1: For the Right to be Alone
• Permit 2: For Excessive Whistling
• Permit 3: For Irregularly Scheduled Napping

Please note that our permitting process is entirely fictional and not actually binding.