We're not just a department, we're a mystery. Our existence is shrouded in secrecy. But we'll give you a few hints. We're the ones in charge of Do We Really Exist? , and we're also responsible for What We Don't Do. Don't ask us about What We Don't Tell You. That's just too much information.

We're not just a department, we're a myth. A myth of efficiency and productivity. A myth of Mismanaged Resources, and Overbudgeted Projects.

But don't worry, we're working on it. We're Better Than We Used To Be. Sort of.