Section 1.1: The Most Important Form Ever Written

As required by the Departmental Red Tape Regulations (D.R.T.R.), every citizen of the Great Nation of Bureaucracy must fill out Form 12a to receive their weekly ration of free cheese.

Section 1: Personal Information

• Full Name:
• Age:
• Citizenship Number:

Section 2: Cheese Preferences

Do you prefer:

• Option 1: Mild, processed, and in a can
• Option 2: Strong, pungent, and served with a side of existential dread
• Option 3: A blend of 2 and 3, with a dash of confusion