Attendees:
- Mr. J. P. Bureaucrat, Director of Red Tape
- Mrs. S. P. Redd, Associate Bureaucrat
- M. P. Tape, Red Tape Specialist
- T. E. Bureaucracy, Intern
Meeting Summary:
The meeting began with a 10-minute discussion on the correct usage of staples in the office supply closet. Mr. J. P. Bureaucrat insisted that the staples must be inserted into the stapler at a 45-degree angle, while Mrs. S. P. Redd argued that this was a matter of personal preference.
Decisions Made:
- Item 1: All employees are required to wear name tags at all times while on company premises. Exceptions will be made for employees with facial piercings.
- Item 2: The office fridge will be stocked with only organic, locally sourced snacks. Non-compliance will result in disciplinary action.
Action Items:
- Implement new security protocols to prevent stapler jams.
- Develop a comprehensive report on the optimal stapler insertion angle.