What Constitutes a Reasonable Excuse?
According to Article 17, Subsection 4, Section B of the Departmental Red Tape Regulations (D.R.T.R.), a reasonable excuse is defined as:
"A valid reason for not attending work, school, or other mandatory events, provided it is supported by a doctor's note, a valid excuse card, or a credible threat from a higher power."
Examples of reasonable excuses include:
• A sudden case of "Sudden Onset Bureaucracy-Induced Trauma (S.O.B.I.T.)"
• A valid excuse card issued by the "Bureau of Red Tape Regulation" (B.R.T.R.)
• A credible threat from the "Ministry of Inefficiency and Bureaucratic Redundancy"
If you are unsure if your excuse is reasonable, please consult our handy "Reasonable Excuse Generator" below:
Reasonable Excuse Generator