We are the Ministry of Red Tape, where we delight in creating unnecessary hurdles and obstacles for your enjoyment! Our team of highly trained bureaucrats are dedicated to making your life more complicated and interesting.
Below are some reports from our departments, carefully crafted with the utmost attention to detail and the finest grade of red tape.
Our team of form-wranglers have created the most comprehensive, exhaustive, and utterly useless forms for your convenience. View Form 27-B: The Form That Must Be Filled Out In triplicate
Our team of meeting-coordinators will schedule an endless series of meetings, just for the sake of it. View Meeting Minutes: The Saga of Meeting Minutes 3456-ABCD
Our team of writers will craft responses to every possible question, just to be sure you understand that we're not answering your actual question. Read Letter 27-ABCD: A Masterpiece of Evasion
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