Section 1: Filing Cabinets of Doom
Each department has at least 3 layers of filing cabinets, because why not?
Learn more about our Filing Cabinet Policy (FCCP-001)
Section 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape
Our office has a special brand of super-sticky tape, designed to bind you to your desk chair for at least 4 hours per day.
Find out more about our Red Tape Policy (RTP-002)
Section 3: The Art of Waiting
Our employees are trained in the ancient art of waiting. It's a skill that takes years to master.
Discover the secrets of the Waiting Policy (WAP-003)
Section 4: The Department of Unnecessary Meetings
We have meetings about meetings, because why not?
Meet our team of expert Meeting Coordinators (MCO-004)
Section 5: The Right to Know Nothing
You have the right to know as little as possible about the inner workings of our organization.