Q: What is the Bureaucracy?
A: It's a never-ending sea of paperwork, forms, and existential dread.
Q: Why do I need to fill out so many forms?
A: Because someone, somewhere, has to justify their existence with a 300-page document.
Q: Can I get a copy of my file?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll be waiting for years. Or decades. Or until the sun burns out.