Jord Folding Support Groups - Bureaucratic Red Tape Edition

Welcome, citizen, to the esteemed Jord Folding Support Groups! Here, you may submit your most arduous folding dilemmas and we, the all-powerful Bureaucratic Red Tape Department, will guide you through the labyrinthine process of resolving them. Please note that our services come at a reasonable fee, which will be calculated based on the intricacy of your request and the number of forms you fill out. We are not responsible for lost time, sanity, or any emotional trauma incurred during the process.

Our team of highly trained, yet utterly disinterested, bureaucrats will be happy to assist you with the following services:

Jord Folding Tips - Our expert advice on how to fold your jord without getting a cramp, losing your mind, or setting off the fire alarm.
Jord Folding Form Submission - Fill out our 17-page form to initiate the process of getting help with your jord folding.
Jord Folding Fees - Learn about the reasonable fees associated with our services, including but not limited to: the cost of printing our forms, the value of our expert advice, and the cost of therapy sessions to deal with the trauma of dealing with us.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any damages or injuries incurred during the folding process. You are advised to wear protective gear, including but not limited to: safety glasses, a fireproof blanket, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Also, be warned that our services are not for the faint of heart. If you are easily frustrated, prone to anxiety, or have a history of folding-related trauma, please do not contact us. We are not here to help you.