Flowchart of Bureaucratic Red Tape

Step 1: Submission

Submit your request

Fill out form in triplicate, with 3 copies of your passport, and 2 copies of your driver's license.

Step 2: Review

Review by Committee of 12

Wait 6-12 months for our team of 12 experts to review your request. This may involve multiple meetings, conference calls, and PowerPoint presentations.

Step 3: Approval

Get Stamps and Signatures

Our committee will stamp and initial your documents in triplicate, then sign them in triplicate, and finally, we'll send it to the committee's committee for further review.

Step 4: Processing

Wait for the Fax Machine to Break

Our fax machine is on the fritz, so we'll have to wait for it to be replaced before we can proceed. This may take up to 2 weeks.

Step 5: Resolution

Get Your Answer in the Mail

Our team will finally get back to you via snail mail, with a answer that's been photocopied and stapled multiple times.