Form 42: The Bureaucratic Abomination

Section 7: Inane Red Tape

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I have read and understand the Appendix of Form 42. I have spent at least 2 hours studying the Manifesto of Form 42. I am prepared to spend the next 6 years in a bureaucratic holding pattern.

Failure to comply will result in Penalty Report 42.

Proceed at your own peril.

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Quit and Run.