We are a department of the government that deals with the most... let's say, "unconventional" issues. If you've got a problem that defies explanation, we'll try to find a solution that defies logic. Or, at the very least, we'll pretend to try.
Our team of experts in the field of Departmental Issues will do their best to... well, not exactly "solve" your problem, but maybe, just maybe, they'll make it slightly less confusing.
Some of our most famous cases include:
So, if you've got a problem that's just plain weird, we're the ones to call. Or email. Or send a carrier pigeon. We'll try to make it work.
Disclaimer: We're not actually a real government department. Or a real thing. Or even a real place. But we're pretty sure we're on the right track.