By decree of the Ministry of Red Tape, it is hereby established that the following letters shall be the only letters used in all official documents:
| A | B | C |
|---|---|---|
| A | B | C |
Any deviation from this alphabet shall be met with stern penalties.
Proper paperwork is the cornerstone of any successful bureaucracy.
Step 1: Fill out the forms in triplicate.
Paperclipping is an art form.
| Clipping Type | Description |
|---|---|
| Stapler | For stapling multiple pages together |
| Tape | For securing loose pages |
| Clip | For clipping loose papers |
Filing is a matter of national security.
Step 1: Label each file with a unique identifier.
Shredding is a matter of national importance.
Step 1: Shred all documents with a security level of 3 or higher.
Coffee machines are the lifeblood of the bureaucracy.
Step 1: Install a high-quality coffee machine.
Sarcasm is the highest form of art.
Step 1: Practice your sarcasm in front of a mirror.
Sarcasmic Sarcasm is the highest form of Sarcasm.
Step 1: Practice your Sarcasmic Sarcasm in front of a mirror.
Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasm is the highest form of Sarcasmic Sarcasm.
Step 1: Practice your Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasm in front of a mirror.
Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasm is the highest form of Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasm.
Step 1: Practice your Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasmic Sarcasm in front of a mirror.