BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE

Where the forms are endless and so are the forms in between.

**Form 1: The Never-Ending Affidavit of Intent**

• Download Form 1 (PDF, 100KB)
• Appendix: The fine print (PDF, 50KB)

**Form 2: The Incredibly Detailed Explanation of the Obvious**

• Download Form 2 (PDF, 200KB)
• Clarification: Because you asked (PDF, 30KB)

**Form 3: The Unending List of Questions and Subquestions**

• Download Form 3 (PDF, 300KB)
• Subquestions: Because you thought you were done (PDF, 120KB)

**Form 4: The Blanket Statement of Non-Responsibility**

• Download Form 4 (PDF, 50KB)
• Justification: Because you asked, again (PDF, 20KB)