Additional Fees

Because you're clearly not done wasting money yet, we're introducing more fees!

• Late Payment Fee: Because you were too slow to pay, we'll charge you $5 for every 30 seconds past the deadline. ($0.17/hour)
• Processing Fee: Because we're clearly not a robot, we need to charge you $2 for every time our human staff had to think about your application. ($1.20/min)
• Overdraft Fee: For every dollar we had to lend you, we'll take an extra 5 cents. Because, math.
• Click for more fees, because why not?
• A look into the crystal ball: what fees might be next