Bureaucracy's Mandatory Form for the Inconsequential Request for a Permit to Wear a Pink Hat

Section A: Personal Information

1. Full Name:

2. Age (optional, but we're watching):

Occupation:

3. Reason for Requesting a Permit:

Section B: Supporting Documents

Attach Proof of Pink Hat:

Attach Testimony from Two Bureaucratic Witnesses:

Late Fee: $50.00 per hour, plus 3% of total cost for every 5 minutes spent on this form.

Penalty Fee: $100.00 for every 10 minutes spent on this form, or 50% of total cost, whichever is more.

Submit this form to receive your Mandatory Permit to Wear a Pink Hat within 2-5 business days. If you fail, you will be subject to Failure Fee: $500.00.

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