1. Full Name:
2. Age (optional, but we're watching):
Occupation:
3. Reason for Requesting a Permit:
Attach Proof of Pink Hat:
Attach Testimony from Two Bureaucratic Witnesses:
Late Fee: $50.00 per hour, plus 3% of total cost for every 5 minutes spent on this form.
Submit this form to receive your Mandatory Permit to Wear a Pink Hat within 2-5 business days. If you fail, you will be subject to Failure Fee: $500.00.