FORM 3: THE BUREAUCRACY'S MOST EXCRUCIATINGLY INCONVENIENT REGISTRATION FORM

Please select the options that best represent your existential dread.

Select the color of the abyss that you fear the most: Blackness Whiteness Auroral despair Do you enjoy the taste of bitter disappointment: Yes No How many hours do you spend contemplating the meaninglessness of existence: Are you willing to surrender your autonomy for the sake of bureaucratic efficiency: Yes No SUBMIT TO THE VOID

SUBMIT AND WAIT IN LINE FOR ETERNITY

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