We, the Bureaucratic Philosophers, believe that the universe is a never-ending labyrinth of paperwork and forms.
Our philosophy is built upon the principles of:
You will always have to fill out the form, no matter how simple the task may seem.
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The Inevitability of Forms: A Paradox
There is always only one correct answer, and it is always the one you didn't choose.
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The Futility of Choice: A Paradox
Even when the answer is clear, you will always have to fill out the form to confirm it.
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The Certainty of Uncertainty: A ParadoxContinue reading on the Bureaucratic Principles