FAQs for the Incompetent and Inquisitive

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: We have no idea, but it's probably 42. Or maybe it's 69. Or possibly it's just a bunch of nonsense. Who knows?

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Q: How do I fix my toaster?

A: Call a professional. Or just use a screwdriver and some wire. Or maybe just stare at it really hard until it fixes itself. Who knows?

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Q: Can I get a refund for my participation in this pointless exercise?

A: Ha! You think you can just waltz in and out of here without contributing to the grand tapestry of nothingness? Sorry, pal. You're stuck in the loop. Forever.

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Official Notice: You're Probably Not Getting a Refund