A: We have no idea, but it's probably 42. Or maybe it's 69. Or possibly it's just a bunch of nonsense. Who knows?
Read more about the meaninglessness of lifeA: Call a professional. Or just use a screwdriver and some wire. Or maybe just stare at it really hard until it fixes itself. Who knows?
Learn from the experts... or notA: Ha! You think you can just waltz in and out of here without contributing to the grand tapestry of nothingness? Sorry, pal. You're stuck in the loop. Forever.
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