Refunds: Because Your Life is Not Enough

Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Sick of scraping by on ramen noodles and day-old pizza? Look no further than our Refund Department!

We offer a wide range of refund options to suit your needs, from the standard 10% cash refund to our premium 'Life-Changing' refund, which comes with a side of existential dread.

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