Lost and Found

Lost and Found, the department of last resort for all your misplaced items. If you've misplaced something and it's been here for more than a week, we're willing to let you have it back. Maybe.

Items currently in the lost and found include:

• A single, unremarkable pen
• A slightly-used-up roll of duct tape
• A VHS tape with a questionable VHS player

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Lost and found rules:

• We're not really in charge here.
• Don't ask us about the missing socks.
• You can try calling our voicemail, but we probably won't answer.

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