Q: How many lost appeals can I submit per day?
A: As many as you like, but please don't spam us. We have better things to do.
Q: Will you actually read my appeal?
A: Only if it's funny or contains a good joke.
Q: What if I'm not funny or don't have a joke?
A: In that case, why are you even bothering us?
Q: Can I submit a lost appeal via carrier pigeon?
A: Only if you can find one that's not too tired from flying around the world.