Form 3: The One Where You Sign Away Your Soul
This form is for advanced users only. Please sign below to confirm your willingness to surrender your soul to our esteemed Bureaucratic Entity.
Section 1: The Fine Print
- By signing below, you agree to surrender your soul to our Bureaucratic Entity.
- You will be granted access to our exclusive Bureaucracy-Only benefits.
- These benefits include, but are not limited to:
- • Free access to our extensive library of Bureaucratic literature.
- • Exclusive access to our Bureaucratic-themed merchandise.
- • Priority access to our Bureaucratic events and conferences.
Section 2: Your Soul, Your Choice (But Really, Our Choice)
- By signing below, you are giving us permission to extract your soul at our discretion.
- We reserve the right to modify or revoke our Bureaucratic Entity at any time.
- Do not attempt to contact our Bureaucratic Entity with questions or concerns.