Welcome to the Employee Happiness Index, where we track the most crucial metric of all prophets: our employees' happiness levels.
As of today, our happiness index is: 42.5%
| Department | Employee Count | Happiness Level |
|---|---|---|
| IT | 10 | 60% |
| Marketing | 8 | 40% |
| HR | 5 | 90% |
Don't worry, it's all relative. Our happiness index is calculated using a secret algorithm that's been lost in a time capsule since the Reagan era.
Want to see how we calculate it? Click here for more.
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