Employee Happiness Index

Bureau of Redundancy and Pointless Meetings

Welcome to the Employee Happiness Index, where we track the most crucial metric of all prophets: our employees' happiness levels.

As of today, our happiness index is: 42.5%

Department Employee Count Happiness Level
IT 10 60%
Marketing 8 40%
HR 5 90%

Don't worry, it's all relative. Our happiness index is calculated using a secret algorithm that's been lost in a time capsule since the Reagan era.

Want to see how we calculate it? Click here for more.

Need more happiness? Let us know.

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